A Few Regulars! LOL!

There are several stock characters here in Israel who look exactly like people we know in real life! We call them the "total so-and-so" as in:

• "OMG, she's the total Jessica!"
• "There goes total Eli!"
• "See that guy, he's the total Howard."
• "The total Farzin, wonder if he does massage?!"
• "I've seen 13 total Dan Shertzers today!"
• "See total Grandma over there?!"
• "It's total Zadi, I swear!"
• Quick, look! Total Brenda just walked by!"
• "Total Sabu at eleven o'clock, quick!"

Even Ben gets it - he will shout out, "Look Dad, it's the total Jessica!" We all just die laughing!